Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: 

a = stinky 

b = lumpy 

c = buttercup 

d = gidget 

e = crusty 

f = greasy 

g = fluffy 

h = cheeseball 

i = chim-chim 

j = poopsie 

k = flunky 

l = booger 

m = pinky 

n = zippy 

o = goober 

p = doofus 

q = slimy 

r = loopy 

s = snotty 

t = falafel 

u = dorkey 

v = squeezit 

w = oprah 

x = skipper 

y = dinky 

z = zsa-zsa 

a = diaper 

b = toilet 

c = giggle 

d = bubble 

e = girdle 

f = barf 

g = lizard 

h = waffle 

i = cootie 

j = monkey 

k = potty 

l = liver 

m = banana 

n = rhino 

o = burger 

p = hamster 

q = toad 

r = gizzard 

s = pizza 

t = gerbil 

u = chicken 

v = pickle 

w = chuckle 

x = tofu 

y = gorilla 

z = stinker 

a = head

b = mouth 

c = face 

d = nose 

e = tush 

f = breath 

g = pants 

h = shorts 

i = lips 

j = honker 

k = butt 

l = brain 

m = tushie 

n = chunks 

o = hiney 

p = biscuits 

q = toes 

r = buns 

s = fanny 

t = sniffer 

u = sprinkles 

v = kisser 

w = squirt 

x = humperdinck 

y = brains 

z = juice